Did 
                  you ever make real life into a drama? said the Earl. 
              Now just try. Ive often amused myself that way. Consider 
                  this platform as our stage. Good entrances and exits on both sides, you see. Capital background scene: real engine moving up 
                  and down. All this bustle, and people passing to and fro, must have 
                  been most carefully rehearsed! How naturally they do it! With never 
                  a glance at the audience! And every grouping is quite fresh, you 
                  see. No repetition! 
          It really 
                  was admirable, as soon as I began to enter into it from this point 
                  of view. Even a porter passing, with a barrow piled with luggage, 
                  seemed so realistic that one was tempted to applaud. He was followed 
                  by an angry mother, with hot red face, dragging along two screaming 
                  children, and calling, to some one behind, John! Come on! Enter John, very meek, very silent, and loaded with parcels. And 
                  he was followed, in his turn, by a frightened little nursemaid, 
                  carrying a fat baby, also screaming. All the children screamed. 
          Capital 
                  byplay! said the old man aside. Did you notice the nursemaids 
                  look of terror? It was simply perfect! 
          You 
                  have struck quite a new vein, I said. To most of us 
                  Life and its pleasures seem like a mine that is nearly worked out. 
                
          Worked 
                  out! exclaimed the Earl. For any one with true dramatic 
                  instincts, it is only the Overture that is ended! The real treat 
                  has yet to begin. You go to a theatre, and pay your ten shillings 
                  for a stall, and what do you get for your money? Perhaps its 
                  a dialogue between a couple of farmers--unnatural in their overdone 
                  caricature of farmers dress---more unnatural in their constrained 
                  attitudes and gestures--most unnatural in their attempts at ease 
                  and geniality in their talk. Go instead and take a seat in a third-class 
                  railway-carriage, and youll get the same dialogue done to 
                  the life! Front-seats--no orchestra to block the view--and 
                nothing to pay!